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Jets v. Pats Live Blog

12:54 - Greg calls Gronkowski the Gronkman, DD explains motocross.

12:55 - Sweet NY backpage-headline montage about Geno.

1:00 - Jets pre-kickoff ritual is straight gangster.

1:03 - Kickoff

1:04 - Geno Smith: Football Genius

1:05 - No Ducasse?!?!?!

1:07 - RB on Chris Ivory: "He's the fucking muscle!"

1:08 - RB: "Dan Dierdorf's totally copping our analytical points."

1:09 - Missed big play arguing about how to spell analytical.

1:11 - Football GENIUS

1:12 - 9:43 left in the 1st, 7 - 0 Jets.

1:16 - The Jets need Pacman Jones.

1:19 - What happened to the really jacked ref?

1:20 - RB: "Ed Hocheli?"

1:21 - GD Gronkman

1:22 - Hold up, this ref is an extremely effeminate southern gentleman.

1:24 - 7-7, 5:58 in the first.

1:29 - When are people gonna realize that just because he's black, Geno is not athletic. #babygiraffe #footballgenius

1:31 - Why would you want anyone else under-center, in the world? #beautifulmind

1:33 - ...

1:34 - I stand by my words/hashtags.

1:34 - 14-7 pats

1:38 - Run like what?

1:44 - Everyone sleeps on Kerley!

1:45 - I got distracted goo-gling "design board games for a living".

1:46 - "That penalty is declined..." 

1:47 - 14-10

1:52 - Best D in football. Easy.

1:55 - "Gronk" could only be a superstar in Boston. #BostonStrong

1:56 - Is Julien Edelman a Jew?

2:02 - DD: "If you can't move the ball two inches, you don't deserve to win the (god damn) game!"

2:04 - "Prior to the pass..."

2:04 - Fuck.

2:05 - 21-10 Pats.

2:07 - Sandstorm is bumping in MetLife.

2:09 - Was that crab just sexually harassing those babes?

2:13 - Penalty marker down!

2:14 - "Twelve men on the field..."!

2:15 - "Thank you."

2:15 - "Ten yard penalty from the spot of the foul..."

2:45 - Got bored, but we're back in it! Second half.

2:45 - EASY!!!

2:46 - Antonio Allen, best DB in football 21-17.